I was reading an article by one on my favorite writers, Joe Posnanski, about Lebron Jame and where he will end up. As a Knicks fan, I am hoping the answer is New York, but we shall see. The article had a joke that was similar to one I had heard about Bill Gates. It went something like this:
Bill Gates dies and meets with St. Peter in purgatory. St. Peter says to him "Bill, you did a lot of good in this world, but you are also responsible for Windows ME and Windows Vista. I'm going to let you decide whether you want to go to heaven or hell, we will take a tour of each."
St. Peter takes Bill on a tour of heaven, and there are angels playing harps, things like that. Bill thinks this is nice, but is curious as to what hell looks like. St. Peter takes Bill to hell, and the devil himself takes Bill on the tour. There are warm, sandy beaches with beautiful women on the beaches, people drinking and playing volleyball, warm sunshine and laughter.
The devil returned Bill to St. Peter and gave Bill the choice between heaven and hell, and Bill chose hell.
A week later St. Peter decided to check in on Bill and see how he was doing. When he got there Bill was chained to a wall, being burned and tortured by demons. St. Peter asked "How's everything going?".
Bill said "This is nothing like the hell I visited last week! What happened to the hell I visited with the beaches and sunshine??"
"That was a demo," replied St. Peter.
(I've also seen the ending "that was just the screen saver")